jerkjones

I'm a goddamned psychic marvel.


In case of emergency see below (Applicable emergencies include: Nightbox invasion, terminal lack of insanity, symphonic metal album leak in need of expert jerkpinion)

Skype - jerk..jones
AIM - ITHASYOURSOUL
Twitter - jerkjones, rarely used

Here's some of my more ridiculous videos...

The Girl With The Burbs Tattoo
A Man and His Time Machine
The 'Burbsception
Misheard Lyrics (may be blocked): 1 (Eternity), 2 (Hysteria), 3 (Amaranth)
V For Vin Diesel
300 Dalmatians



I got tired of whatever was previously here, so instead I present some of the most awesome or horrifying things/pictures/links in the world....adding more randomly

Allow me to start with...Japan in a nutshell


This is what I am. Always.


my reaction to...well...most people here


and this is me entering your friendly neighborhood shoutbox





← Trying to make sense of any of this would be a bad idea btw, DON'T JUDGE ME.




The greatest TV show ever.

In case you were wondering:
1. Archer
2. Spaced
3. Fringe
4. Flight of the Conchords
5. Game of Thrones
Honorable Mention: 30 Rock, Futurama, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Sealab 2021, The IT Crowd

I HAVE SPOKEN.

I wish I could say I was responsible for this


This is how I pass the time in Japan


This is probably what would happen if I rode a motorcycle


yeah I don't know


Robocop doing what he does best


This is kind of dated


i don't know what


if you don't know who this is, well, consider yourself dead to me


How I imagine most of you


Probably the only cool French guy ever


Since you made it this far, you deserve to know...the end of the world approaches, and only one man can be your guide to eternal life.

Marcelo Cabuli. Or maybe Pisstania.

If you disagree, I don't regret to inform you that you are wrong.

NIGHTBOX FOR LIFE YO